Mad for It: The Wit & Wisdom of the Gallaghers

Celebrating the erudition and reason of the infamous Gallaghers, this collection of quotes presents Noel and Liam's thoughts on a vast array of topics, from life's larger questions to one another. Noel on Liam: Hes gone to the zoo. The monkeys are bringing their kids to go and have a look at him. Liam on rock royalty: You see pictures of Bono running around L.A. with his little white legs and a bottle of Volvic and he looks like a fanny. Noel on success: All I ever wanted to do was make a record. Here's what you do: you pick up your guitar, you rip a few people's tunes off, you swap them round a bit, get your brother in the band, punch his head in every now and again, and it sells. I'm a lucky bastard. I'm probably the single most lucky man in the worldapart from our Liam. Liam on modesty: Theres Elvis and me. I couldnt say which of the two is best. Noel on honesty: The thing about us is were honest. If were asked whether we take drugs, we say yes. I was brought up by my mum not to be a liar. Liam on Victoria Beckham: She cant even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book. Noel on his heroes: Im not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think Im John Lennon.