Mary Ellen's Best of Helpful Hints

This book will save you time, trouble and money on hundreds of household problems:

OOPS

Peter just spilled his milk again!

I got a coffee spot on my white suit, but it's too late to change.

The painter goofed and left paint splatters all over the windows.

The candle wax dripped all over the carpet.

My Cane chair is sagging.

OH NO

There's a bee in the house!

George lost his boots at school again.

The plaster is cracking on the ceiling.

I can't get this rusty bolt loose.

My pictures are all hanging cockeyed.

*!!*@!

Fido made a mistake on the carpet.

Mary's got gum in her hair.

My pearl necklace just broke.

I can't breathe. This room is full of cigarette smoke.

The moths got my winter coat.