Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynastys Favorite Uncle

You know him from the hit A&E show Duck Dynastynow you can enjoy Uncle Sis tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!

These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, youll be standing there buck naked and wont know what hit you! Look hereif it wasnt for my tripped knee, Id be playing in the NBA today. Hey, Jack! Any of these sound familiar? If they door even if they dontyoure in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring collection.

Si shares stories of the more than twenty-five marriage proposals hes received in the mail (some with photos!), how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present sweet tea, and how his cigarette smoke made a deer cough (hes since quit smoking). And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife and two childrenwho are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show.

Sis one-liners are sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike. In no time, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.