Suddenly Senior: The Funny Thing About Getting Older

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I cant remember the other two. Norman Wisdom

You can't help feeling bewildered every time another birthday lunges at youafter all, you still feel like the proverbial spring chicken. And yet there are unmistakeable signs that seniority is creeping in. Don't worry, that's senior, not senile. If you've ever had a senior moment, are afraid of acting your age, or are really deranged and confused, this miscellany of wit, jokes, and quotations will remind you that age can be a funny old thing.