ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.
God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Robin Williams
Money cant buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
The answers to lifes problems arent at the bottom of a bottle, theyre on TV!
Homer Simpson
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was Always.
Rita Rudner
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.
God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Robin Williams
Money cant buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
The answers to lifes problems arent at the bottom of a bottle, theyre on TV!
Homer Simpson
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was Always.
Rita Rudner
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
