The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Remarks

Did he really just say that?!?

Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, theyre the worst the male species has to offerand now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:

David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

Gene Simmons: [I] dont believe theres any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.

Sean Hannity: Ill tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.

And many, many more.