No one understands the complexities of modern life better than Eugene Mirman--claims Eugene Mirmanand anyone seeking guidance from a man who has lived through everything (except the Great Depression, the Spanish-American War, and Jerry Lee Lewis's sex scandal) won't resist this charmingly hysterical guidebook.
- Become ultra-popular in high school (without putting out -- whatever that is)
- Discover somewhere between four and two thousand ways to overcome social anxiety (closer to four)
- Start a band, become an artist, or disappoint your parents by getting on a reality television show!
