Uncle John's Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes

Aficionados of the Bathroom Reader have long remarked on Uncle John's ability to select quintessential quotations. The ever-accommodating Uncle John has responded to this shameless praise by flushing out the all-time best and most hilarious quotes to form this cunning compilation. Highlights include Five Things You Should Never Do ( Never test the depth of a river with both feet ), Seven Classic Shakespearean Insults ( Thy food is such as hath been belch'd on by infected lungs ), and pithy rock talk from the likes of Ozzy Osbourne, Neil Young, and Frank Zappa ( Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. ).