White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners

White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:

The proper way to fake a back injury
How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
How to improve your drunk-driving skills
Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family

Theres also troubleshooting for troublemakers:

I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?

And much more.