Brendas Beaver Plays a Round

Brendas Beaver Plays a Round is the second of five books that make up Reach Around Books--Season Two. "It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do." --Pibber Payne Sports like football, basketball, hockey and womens beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun. While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy. The five books included in the Reach Around Books Season Two Box Set include: Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse Brenda's Beave Plays a Round Jiggle Wiggle Tickle Pickle Lucy Lickalotopus Goes Down South Peter Pitched a Tent Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. --Toodles!