Crisp Musk Hair Oils: The Anguish Languish Christmas Classic

Crisp Musk Hair Oils, The Anguish Languish Christmas Classic, is a collection of carols presented in a very non-traditional way. It is based on a language in which all original words are replaced by other real English words-or combinations-that sound similar but vary in meaning. This completely original work- together with whimsical illustrations-has resulted in humorous readings and a truly amusing book for personal enjoyment and group-singing at Christmas parties. The songs include Oak Wrist Mystery, Rude Alf-Dread No Strained Ear, Gin Gulp Bills, and numerous other hilarious renditions to help make the holidays jolly. Also included is the familiar tale Twist Denied Beef Fork Crisp Mess ! Crisp Musk Hair Oils was designed to be the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer for anyone who appreciates good humor and having fun with the English language.