Git-R-Done

Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too!

Larry the Cable Guy on . . .

NASCAR: Its a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein all the ZZ Toplookin folks drinkin beer, havin a good time, and not givin a darn is awesome. And thats just the women!

Dieting: I once went on the liquid diet. I was supposed to drink nothin but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, Ill never drink it again.

Why his catchphrase git-r-done is better than other catchphrases: Ya cant be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!! It makes no sense. But you could yell Git-r-done and everyone would know what you meant.

The red stateblue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin the government?

Larrys mom on Larrys book: Theres really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read. Larrys mom


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