Haikus For Lawyers

From Alan Dershowitz: "Haikus for Lawyers should be read - by every lawyer with a head." And "Haikus for Lawyers - Read it soon, it will give your practice - a big boon." #1 Gift for Lawyers! Haikus for Lawyers is a collection of 120 witty haikus about lawyers and the legal profession. From dealing with clients and judges, to trial objections that range from the clever to the absurd, to some plain-old-sound advice, Haikus for Lawyers conveys, like a good brief, the essence of the profession, minus the billing hours. Whether you're buying this book for yourself or for a special attorney in your life, get ready for some legal laughs, argumentative antics, and priceless precedents. Objection! Bullshit!Yelled no attorney, ever but that would be funDepositions are where objections arent ruled on you call this civil?