How to Con Your Kid: Simple Scams for Mealtime, Bedtime, Bathtime-Anytime!

The Book Your Children Dont Want You to Read This revised and updated edition of How to Con Your Kid is the most useful (and sneakiest) parenting manual youll ever purchase. Here are hundreds of tips, techniques, and simple scams for getting your child to do exactly what you wantat mealtime, bedtime, bathtime, and beyond. Youll learn how to: Con your kid into eating by playing on his possessiveness. Con your kid into bathing by swimming in the tub. Con your kid into talking quietly by whispering back. Con your kid into returning your iDeviceby any means possible! And dozens more tricks of the parenting trade!