How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850
How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?
Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. Shes also opinionatedespecially when it comes topeople she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who dont even havea decent addiction.
With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan hasseen, done, said, and hearda lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.
Hereuncensored and totally uninhibitedshe give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists,and overratedhistorical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesnt hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.
