I WANT TO BE SUPER MESSY: A funny chapter book for kids ages 8-12 years who love soccer, dogs, and pranks (The Quirky Life Of Matt)

If you love the Wimpy Kid, fart book humor and pranks youll adore this hilarious book about the flawed plans of Matt too! Get it now for your kids! Dirt, Grime, Goo, and Slime! It sticks to every nine-year-old boy and shouldnt be a big deal for quirky Matt who wants to walk in the footsteps of his soccer idol, Lionel Messi. But there is his mum and her war on dirt. What is Matt going to do? He is done with being mums little boy, packaged in the neatest outfit the school has ever seen. Getting teased by everybody in Grade 4, and most of all, Patrick, the supersized goalie of the B-Team. Matt has a brilliant idea. But will his perfect revenge plan work and get everyone off his back or will it backfire? Youll love Matts quirky and chaotic attempts of creating messiness for his own advantage because everyone likes it when seemingly fool-proof plans end up in unintended consequences. Get it now and enjoy how Matt and his over-sized dog Grump try to cope with their self-created disasters!