Orcish-English Dictionary: A Quick and Useful Reference for Students, Travelers, Bards, and Merchants

Learn the language of the orcs from the beloved fantasy-comedy web series JourneyQuest (featured on Amazon Prime). Plead for your life in grammatically perfect Orcish! And essential guide for students, travelers, bards, and merchants, this volume contains over 4,800 Orcish words, as well as: An easy-to-use pronunciation guide A comprehensive grammar primer detailing proper conjugation and declension Lexicons in both Orcish and English Essays on the Orcish clans and their histories A handy phrase book covering important subjects such as General Conversation, Business and Trade, At the Inn, In the Dungeon, Insults (not recommended), and, of course, Dating and Romance Orcsigns, war chants, the Orcish alphabet, and more! Teach yourself Orcish today! Seriously, it might stall them long enough for you to outrun your friends. Kemamiad grezmelad aka! Petkag no kagat quig vag shminka. Yet kathag quet lulz resstidz skriagek! Lika makkag orfu aka. Vothnokk Split-Face, Mancutter sub-chief (retired)