Soul Fraud (The Debt Collection)

If you love urban fantasy, coming of age stories, and sarcastic narrators that don't know when to shut their mouth, you'll love Soul Fraud. A demon stole Matthew Carver's soul. They're not supposed to do that. Matt has a terrible life. Seriouslyit's awful. It is so bad that Dan the Demon is shocked when Matt turns down his infernal offer: 10 years of a blissful life in exchange for his soul. But Dan is a salesman behind on his quota and his demonic managers are running out of patience. He forges Matt's signature on the dotted line, stealing his soul and thrusting him into a supernatural world he never knew existed. Matt must learn to navigate the hidden society of demons, faeries, demigods, and worse. Matt has to get his soul back and stop a supernatural war before it is too late.... "I'm proud of you." (Andrew's mom) "I didn't even know you could read." (Andrew's grandfather) "Neat." (Some girl at a party)