The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra

This book was created for Star Wars fans with a slightly twisted sense of humor. It is a parody of the characters in the Star Wars universe and created with all the love in the world that Ive got for them (yes, even Jar Jar). Within these pages, youll find all your favorite Star Wars characters, represented by the action figures that I have purchased over the years, engaged in all manner of absurd sexual positions and situations. Dont try any of the positions in this book. Most of them are not physically achievable, and Ive got no idea where youd be able to find a Rancor, anyway. Dont buy this book for small children. Thats just stupid. Buy it for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend or parent. Buy it for anyone you know who loves Star Wars and knows that the internal temperature of a Taun Taun is always going to be Luke Warm. May the Force be with you.