You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time: Rules for Couples

The perfect Valentines Day or anniversary gift: An illustrated collection of love and relationship advice from New Yorker writer Patricia Marx, with illustrations from New Yorker cartoonist Roz Chast. Everyones heard the old advice for a healthy relationship: Never go to bed angry. Play hard to get. Sexual favors in exchange for cleaning up the cat vomit is a good and fair trade. Okay, not that last one. Its one of the tips in You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time: Rules for Couples by the authors of Why Dont You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It: A Mothers Suggestions. This guide will make you laugh, remind you why your relationship is better than everyone elses, and solve all your problems. Nuggets of advice include: If you must breathe, dont breathe so loudly. It is easier to stay inside and wait for the snow to melt than to fight about who should shovel. Queen-sized beds, king-sized blankets. Why not give this book to your significant or insignificant other, your anti-Valentines Day crusader pal, or anyone who cant live with or without love?