You Might Be A Redneck if
- You use a fishing license as a form of I.D.
- Your screen door has no screen.
- You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like.
- You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time.
- You ever waved at traffic form your front porch wearing just your underwear.
Containing more than 2,000 entries with more than 200 illustrations, You Might Be A Redneck ifThis Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read will be a must-own book for die-hard fans of Jeff Foxworthy. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form.