Awesome Jokes That Every 5 Year Old Should Know!: Bucketloads of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

What do you call a puppy in the rain? A soggy doggy! Why do giraffes have long necks? Because they have smelly feet! Which snack always make you jump? POP-corn! What did the wolf say when he met the little pig? Very pleased to EAT you! Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know, in the first of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series. It's a power pack of punchlines thats sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. Theyre all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old! Here's something else to smile about: all profits from this book go to children's charities including Chances for Children and Demelza Hospice Care for Children.