Funster 600+ Funniest Dad Jokes Book: Overloaded with family-friendly groans, chuckles, chortles, guffaws, and belly laughs

Clean jokes, sharable with the entire family (Dad will love this)! Biggest collection: over 600 jokes Best dad jokes: thoughtfully selected Highest quality: professionally edited A quick and easy gift for every dad! You get all of these gems and so much more: I am terrified of elevators. Im going to start taking steps to avoid them. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have set the oven to aloha temperature. Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me. Broken guitar for sale. No strings attached. Man, I love my furniture. Me and my recliner go way back. How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor. Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one! Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No sun. How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, its on the house.