English as a Second F***ing Language

In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. English as a Second F***ing Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for both nonnative speakers to learn the basics and native speakers to brush up on the art of swearing with a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides colourful swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary - everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver or fish wife blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!