Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary: All the Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of

Theres no such thing as too much redneck. And its easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthys three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me:

bay ou (bi-), v. and n. to purchase for another. I just walked right up to her and said, Hey darlin, lemme bayou a drink.

doo dle (dd-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. Dont even look at him, cuz that doodle kill you.

tor toise (tort-es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin.

Whether youre a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference youll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.